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[Nov. 7th, 2004|12:50 am] |
so i posed a question to civilized america:
if u could genetically combine two animals which two would u choose, and why.
the answers...some quite humorous, and others quite lame came out as such
a dog and a cow...simply because the sound it would make would be moof...or wooooo
a panda and a sloth...panda's vicious, sloth's razor claws
a ostrich and a penguin...runs really fast, then slides really far
a platypus...its already two animals...isn't it?
a squirel and a penguin...fuzzy little penguins that climb trees and eat nuts
an antalope and a rabbit...JACKALOPE
a frog and a centapede...feed france for years
a snake and a whale...cause it would be called a snale
one of those spitting raptors and ants...so that we could have tiny little armies of those bastards
a human and a gorrilla...oh wait we already have oprah.
if u have any good ones...there is room for comments |
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| next step |
[Aug. 21st, 2004|08:59 pm] |
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so its been forever since i've posted. i don't know if its because i have no life, or because i spend too much time at work, but im leaning towards the first option myself. i just wanted to say good luck to everyone moving away to college. i'll keep the homefront hectic, so that when u come home its just like u remember. |
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| what if... |
[Jun. 16th, 2004|03:38 pm] |
What if next year all the graduating seniors of SOCES were going to the same college, and no one new was there. Would that be a good thing or a bad thing...? I dunno, but in either case on the last day of school i started to compile "the list". A simple list of people's names, email, and the school they are going to. It was gonna be just for personal referance, so that i could keep in touch with people, but apparently it is in big demand so im posting it here. Im sorry if something is wrong, a lot of people write like crap and i have bad eye sight.
Melanie Esteva - seksichilean@yahoo.com - Pierce
Alex chazen - accool@aol.com - UCI
Joan Gula - prezzyonspnay@yahoo.com - mount saint mary (wrong)
Sarah Peters - lilprncess333@aol.com - CSUN
Alissa Mason - msliss2004@yahoo.com - BYU
Nicole Plascencia- Nicolemariep@hotmail.com - CSUN
Greta Kuhlman - simply_me76@hotmail.com - Denison
Jacki Gutierrez - jcgg8jacki@netscape.net - Pierce
Leslie Okazaki - xlilwitch03x@aol.com - UCSB
Max Engoian - Jiggamax86@aol.com - Pierce Nigga
Hannah Karp - Bannababe@aol.com - UCLA
Katy Zanville - incubuschik1@aol.com - CAL Poly
Daniel Tashman - griffin8626@msn.com - SDSC
Arthur Chu - Chudog123@aol.com - UCSC
Reesa Zagnoli - fijianseas@hotmail.com - SOCES
Anthony Graham - xkingofguamx@aol.com - UC Pierce
Casey lilinfeld - caseylilenfeld@berkeley.edu - UC Berkeley
Karl Alfonso Defensor Evangelista - ep1str0phy@yahoo.com - china
Brad Huckins - bhuckins@pacbell.net - UCLA
Eric Perlmutter-Bumbinor - usc278@hotmail.com - USC(so he says)
David Sherman - dsherman@aol.com - Stanford University
Diana Gurfein - funkymonky56@aol.com - Oberlin
thats all i got for now...if u wanna be added to "the list" leave a comment with the pertenant information. if something is wrong let me know. i will try and get more tonight at graduation, but its not really a priority so i don't expect to get much more. |
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| "the list" part II |
[Jun. 16th, 2004|11:35 am] |
this is the rest of the list that i gathered on graduation day:
Levon Abrahamian - spikerlev@hotmail.com - LAVC
Yeganeh Khanverdi 1331dark@aol.com - CSUN
Katie Richtiger - Disqtbeplayn@aol.com - CSUN
Meredith Ross - rainbow04@yahoo.com - UCSB
Tim henry - filmstar247@hotmail.com- UC Pierce
Natalia Klebanov - tduck246@earthlink.net - UCLA
Justine Lin zZzfairyzZz@aol.com - UCLA
Jillian Nameth - j-nameth@horthwestern.edu - Northwestern
Melanie Markowitz - garybowlet@socal.rr.com - CSUN! (wrong)
Paris Small - bandade1@aol.com - COC
Cristina Goldstein LCLC11@aol.com - COC
Lizabeth Rios - lizbeth078@sbcglobal.net
Natalie Fajardo - rxqueen1315@hotmail.com - Pierce
Randal Curtis - randeebear542@aol.com - Syracuse
Antonio Centeno - number1stunner@sbcglobal.net - Valley c
David Mabasa - rammstein1gsnr@aol.com - Pearse
Marcial Jose - sniperpigmy@hotmail.com
Farbod Fazlollahi - Merlin2017@hotmail.com
Kerry Robinson - kerrymeaway1@aol.com - SDSU PIERCE
Lev maydanik - countlevula @msn.com - Berkeley
Lauren Stern - Laurenstern@berkeley.edu - Berkeley
Jeremy I. Ball - jball2004@yahoo.com - Navy
Ryan Hovivian - hhovivian@socal.rr.com - U of A
Brian Adelman - bbman400@msn.com - UCSB
Daniel Rome - mysteryman900@msn.com - U of A
Matthew Hollander - Magicmatt@socal.rr.com - U of A
Leor Ben - Ari - leor77@hotmail.com - CSUN
Emily Eder - pixie8877@aol.com - UCSB
Alex Cowles - Baseb333@aol.com - Valley
Judy Toung - jtoung@upenn.edu - U penn (wrong)
Nadia Nguyn - nadian@uci.edu - UCI
Sonia Sanchez - sonialsanerey@aol.com - Berkeley (wrong)
Adam Denyangos - Adenyangos@yahoo.com - IrVINE (wrong)
Leonardo Moran - gangstaleo@aol.com - Irvine
Daniel Roweiveb - Skatingfool2000@yahoo.com - Pierce
Sina Khalili - tambal174@yahoo.com - UCSD
Talia loebs - teeparty@earthlink.net - Pierce
Lauren Garrett - snowwhite4dwarfs@aol.com - Pierce
Vickie Sornsilp - ewwurbntt@yahoo.com - coc yay!
brittany clemens - blueeyesbritt@aol.com - Pierce
Nikita Vince Cruz - nerdienikie@aol.com - Pierce
Christine Luong - cluong@berkeley.edu - Berkeley
Nicole Ng - perfctangel16@aol.com/cic_ng16@umail.ucsb.edu - UCSB
Pedro Martinez - M0neybags69@aol.com - LMU
Natalie Kenly - lilnatty99@yahoo.com - CSUN
Nicholas Judy - n6;86@yahoo.com - UCSB (wrong)
Marine Hovanesian - xinnocentxanglx@aol.com - CSUN |
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[Jun. 15th, 2004|05:05 pm] |
my high school career has finally come to a close. Tomarrow is graduation, my release into the wild. Thursday is gradnight, my last big bang as a minor. And all i can think about is the release of spiderman 2 on june 30. Im not excited at all to be leaving high school, i just wanna see that movie. Maybe its due to the fact that i really don't do ne thing in school. School hasn't been torture to me, its just been that place that i go to during the hours of 8 to 3. so leaving it is no big deal. Or maybe its due to the fact that im a huge nerd who has been collecting comic books since he was 5 and just really really really likes the idea that spiderman is making a second appearance on the big screen. Because i LOVED the first one.
random thought for the hour...
"what has three heads, four arms, scales, and can eats people?"
---"i don't know but if u see one...RUN NIGGA, U GONNA DIE!!!!" |
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[Jun. 8th, 2004|10:45 pm] |
i have found my rules to life...The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways andone of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. |
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| prom |
[Jun. 4th, 2004|04:04 pm] |
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prom is tomarrow...and i am slowly but surely getting very excited about it. Since early January i have asked four different girls to prom and i for one reason or another three of them decided they don't want to go with me. One because she hates me, one because im white, and one because...i don't know. But i am finally going with the cutest person alive. Ms. Alissa Mason...woo woo. i lose out on the drinking and average prom times...but i don't care because i would gladdly give up alcohal for one night to have a beautiful girl like her on my arm. if u guys want pictures...tell me, because i need to know how many to make. |
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[May. 5th, 2004|04:31 pm] |
hilaraious...aboslutely hilarious!
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[Apr. 18th, 2004|12:41 am] |
does this shock ne one?
ruling the world one bad ass mushroom at a time
well...those were somewhat interesting to me. so i thought i should share |
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[Apr. 18th, 2004|12:24 am] |
so as it turns out...i've found out who really loves me and who doesnt. A couple of days ago i was depressed as all hell, and only about half the people i knew actually talked to me and asked me what was wrong, the other half just kinda looked away. So if i decide that ur a worthless peice of shit and don't wanna talk to u, its prolly cause when i needed u the most u had other priorities...either that or u really are a worthless peice of shit.
say hello to my little friend
I hope that worked |
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| im back from the stone(d) age |
[Apr. 6th, 2004|08:30 pm] |
after a very boring, and very smokey, four months of internet silence. I have finally fixed my computer and have internet access yet again. I can use livejournal at home now...but i still thinks its kinda lame, so im going to do this sparingly.
If u forget everything i say, remember at least these two things:
1) children in the front seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children
and
2) oogie oogie tilly man phoo...(that will be prophetic when aliens read it) |
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| S.O.C.E.S. REALLY should not have sports... |
[Mar. 2nd, 2004|08:06 pm] |
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The amount of athletic enthusiasm at SOCES is almost negative. I understand that most of the people on my swim team suck, they either can't swim a whole fifty (thats just one lap in the pool for those of you who don't swim) or they swim soooooooooooo slowly that they get lapped, or lapped twice. Also people need to put up or shut up. I don't care what u don't want to do, don't tell me that u can't do it because the more you bitch and complain the worse u are gonna do when i force u to do it, and i am gonna force u to swim. I really wish that i had the liberty to cut people off the team. I would cut people for saying "i cant" and that would be like half the team. I would cut the other half the team just because they blow. Then it would be just reesa, david, romeo, justine, chelsea, and me. Just for kicks, i will sign off with...better luck next time!
P.S. I LOVE STEPHANIE!!! (and Reesa too, but to a much lesser extent) |
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| can some one make the rain stop? |
[Feb. 8th, 2004|04:48 pm] |
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I am very very afraid. Swim practice starts tomarrow and the rain will not let up. Im sure u all think that its not a big deal, you know...swimming and rain shouldn't have a problem, but we practice in an outdoor pool. And its cold...and wet. I don't like being cold and wet. Mike likes gay marriages! (its completely unrelated, but mike thinks i should write about gay marriages...i don't get it) So to the dirty little redman doing the rain dance...if i find u, run!!! I will kill you, ur children, and ur little puppy dog too. |
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| i have arrived |
[Jan. 31st, 1999|11:50 pm] |
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I HAVE A LIVE JOURNAL!!!!
yay, now i can occupy my time in pcc. If u expect ne thing of me. tell me at lunch, so i can post in sixth. this will be fun.
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